Surprise, Surprise, BSkyB takeover put on hold

A right pair

With over 100,000 submissions to his consultation exercise in less than a week, Hulture Secretary Jeremy Cunt has been forced to put back his decision, due to be made this Friday, which would have allowed Murdoch to take full ownership of BSkyB.

Probably a blessing in disguise for Cunt as it means he can wait for some of the political heat to fade before making his announcement. But with any luck public momentum will be such that Murdoch will now fail in his bid.

Murdoch must be spitting teeth. His cherished CEO’s redhead on the block, advertisers pulling out in droves, readers boycotting The News of the Screws and beyond; and his media empire pulled up at the last. There is a God.

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